Funny taunt messages

[★Malik★™]

Up- Lmao
Down- *Hand Bow*
Left- Fly away, Be Freeee
Right- Zss Kicks A**

 

[TheZizz]

"You are an hero" for when people SD

 

[Scabe]

"You are an hero" for when people SD

That's a good one. I might steal that one

 

[professor mgw]

UP- lolz
DOWN- Respect my worlock
RIGHT- Failure...
(V____V)
LEFT- Hammerz R coolz

 

[BSP]

lol i havent taunted in so long i kinda forgot my taunts. My favorite was: THIS is ur A-game

 

[Seabeesrock]

Mind is : "Bird fu****"

 

[Darky-Sama]

"Pierced!" - For when I nipple spike someone with Falcon.
"Show ya my nudes!" - Just completely random moments.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

With Falcon.

DOWN:"This ain't Melee!"
RIGHT:"EPIC FAIL."
LEFT:"OMGWTFBBQ!"
UP:"CHIMMY CHONGAS LOL"

 

[Dark 3nergy]

BABIES
LOL
OK
iluvubb

 

[Darky-Sama]

With Falcon.

DOWN:"This ain't Melee!"
RIGHT:"EPIC FAIL."
LEFT:"OMGWTFBBQ!"
UP:"CHIMMY CHONGAS LOL"

Wtf. As soon as I read that, Rachael Ray started talking about Chimmy Chongas on her TV show. GG.

 

[mymiiisbetter]

up:thats what she said.

 

[mymiiisbetter]

up: thats what she said
down: lend me ur energy
left: feel my power
right: I AM SUPER VEGITO

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Up taunt: THIS IS SPARTA! (Ganon Spartan Kick )

Down Taunt: Power Lvl: OVER 9000! (Just for regular killing)

Left Taunt: OBJECTION! (After countering or spiking)

Right Taunt: Stop making me laugh! (Epic Fail/Winning moments)


I create ALOT of funny taunts, believe me .

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

With ganon, hands down, you have to have a This is Sparta taunt. Use that taunt, then kill with tilt-a.

Any Ganon player that wants to even be considered cool MUST abide by that .

I double posted. I'm so dumb ._.

I am so suscribing to this thread and using it xD.

 

[BluePeachy100]

Marth:
Up: I'm on my 'A' tier s**t.

My number one, for multiple people. "1-800-Got 'em!!!"

My girlfriend probably had the best ones, though. Once when I was playing her(couldn't have company) Her taunts were:

"Lose, NOW!"
"Or you're not...."
"Getting ANY!"

Best believe I SDed.

 

[stealthwarrior17]

Marth:
Up: I'm on my 'A' tier s**t.

My number one, for multiple people. "1-800-Got 'em!!!"

My girlfriend probably had the best ones, though. Once when I was playing her(couldn't have company) Her taunts were:

"Lose, NOW!"
"Or you're not...."
"Getting ANY!"

Best believe I SDed.

LMAO, darn right I would have too.

"Where's the Beef?" should be my taunt, changing now...

Another one, "My foot up your @$$"

 

[kirox777]

up: "im to good"," OHHHH", or something for when u do something crazy
down: for marth i have "sub-title: or "he said, _______" beacuse he talks in japanese
edge hog"
left: "lol","where'd u go??"
right: "oh, got gimped?" "WOMBO COMBO lol" wen a cool combo of 2 hits or more and was done with help(ex.team-mate or item, like bombomb free walked into an opponent and u falco Dair spiked him afterwards.)and KOd an opponent.

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Up taunt: THIS IS SPARTA! (Ganon Spartan Kick )

Down Taunt: Power Lvl: OVER 9000! (Just for regular killing)

Left Taunt: OBJECTION! (After countering or spiking)

Right Taunt: Stop making me laugh! (Epic Fail/Winning moments)


I create ALOT of funny taunts, believe me .

lol. Third person I know to have SPARTAAAAA!! as a taunt. Myself and some other Captain Falcon are the others.

Up Taunt: SPARTAAAA!!!! (Well, duh, I'm Ganondorf. What were you expecting?!)

Right taunt: lol (generic laugh at a funny KO or failed attempt at something)

Left taunt: Epic fail! (I must change that to the 9000 quote, it's too lofty. Even for Ganon.)

Down taunt: Nothing. Just used for when I don't want a speech bubble popping up every time I taunt. It's cool enough as it is.

@Ninja Kirby Nick! - You foolish double poster. The King of Evil is very displeased at your incompetence. *shakes head slowly*

 

[moogle]

Haven't played Brawl online in forever, but I remember 3 of my taunts:

SAVE 3 MIN REPLAYS
GET THE SMASH BALL
BUILD YOUR OWN STAGES

 

[SuperFudgeChoco]

Up: CORPORAL BUTTHEAVE!
Down: -none- (Used to be OBAMA IS A ******)
Left: ANAL **** SMOKER!!!
Right: ***MONSTER SUPREME!!!

 

[Byron 1337]

Up: Conkus McBonkus
Left: SCRUFFY THE DOG
Right: Fat cat is fat
Down: IM IN IT TO WIN IT!

 

[Sovrcat]

Show Me Ya Movezz

 

[DennisTheKing]

Well my 2 favorites that i use are


ORGASMIC! and Hammered, go easy.


My friends taunt for facing peach=

Up-Im disgusting?
right-ur the one that
left-pulls toads out of ur-
down- ****** (:D)

 

['V']

"Ur steps r amazing"

 

[13th Nightmare]

Up Taunt - IT'S OVER 9000! - I use it whenever I get a sweet KO
Left Taunt - You Wanna Get High? - Use it in the hope that someday, someone will taunt back with: Sure.
Right Taunt - Henshin-a Go-go baby - Began thinking about Viewtiful Joe one day, and knew I wanted this as a taunt.
Down Taunt - LOOK! A WAGON WEEL! - Used to use it whenever a Smash Ball appears. But now it's for anytime I see a fail or a funny moment.

Another one I used to have was when I used to brawl as Wolf a lot. It was a right taunt and it was: My Leg Is Asleep

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Down: Moves Shown! (Falcon, of course )

Left: Ur doin it wrong (Epic Fails)

Right: Can't let you do that P2 (Spiking or edgeguarding. For Wolf )

Up: FALCOON SPAM! YES! (Spamming...)

 

[Vmage]

Down: Moves Shown! (Falcon, of course )

Left: Ur doin it wrong (Epic Fails)

Right: Can't let you do that P2 (Spiking or edgeguarding. For Wolf )

Up: FALCOON SPAM! YES! (Spamming...)

Lol. I like your right taunt.

 

[TJaguar]

Up- BRB
Left-LOL
Right- Fear The Triforce (when playing as Link or Zelda)
Down Sent From Heaven(when playing as Pit)

 

[midgetman0001]

I got four.

For Falco:
PersonalyI
PeferUrMom

For Ike Up Taunt:
I GOTTA
FARTA!!!

For Mario:
DO THE
MARIO!

For your Best Character:
You'reNot
WelcomHere

 

[yougy101]

Im always mk so my side taunt Witch is the fight me one says, unless your scared

 

[†Slader7†]

Up - lolz (generic taunt for lolz situations)
Down - nothing (to spam Falcons, Falcos, and ZSS's Dtaunts)
Right - Epic Time! (to activate epic mode :D )
Left - Yes! Box Time! (after Snake's epic move)

 

[Hyesz]

I tend to have no messages for my taunt.

One I often use is "2pro", when my opponent or I do something epic.

 

[Yink]

Up - Lolwut?
Left - PWN'd (used for when I do it, or if I AM pwn'd)
Down - You must recover
Right - HOHOHO *****es (for fun :D )

 

[BeaR_is_ClutcH]

Up-I'm Clutch
Left- Om Nom Nom
Down-Stupid Noob
Right-Too Beast

 

[saviorslegacy]

hmmmm.. why not?

up- Knock that off!!! (for when I get pissed at n00by spammers/lag wont let me power shield approach)
left- BRB in a min./G2G
right- nice
down- Mad Skill (I have had that one since the release and it is the only one I taunt with unless the SD)

 

[lockNload]

up - OWNED!
left - NOOB! (I use this one the most, just force of habit)
right - EPIC FAIL!
down - PWNT!

 

[Dido]

up-Gotta take a crap DX. (the fire one where he is uneashing power.)

down: Show Me Da Bed! (show ya moves)

right: Falcon LUNCCCCHHHH!

Left: Falcon Fruit PUNNNCCCHHHH!

 

[mars16]

Down taunt

I do it at the end of every match.

 

[cloudenvy112]

Up Taunt: Want some more?
Down: That's your best?
Left: Get some *** whoop!
Right: Join allisbrawl.com

I've come across:
"F*** you and this stage!"
"That's Mama Luigi 2 you!"
Up: Silly f*****, d**** are for..." Down: "Chicks! and your mom!"

 

[orange/xd]

Up: Okay! (for Ness)
Down: NNNRRRGGHHH! (for Lucas)

I rarely taunt, however.